February 2012
Well… Fucking fat bitches who act like children and have nothing better to do than tell lies and almost destroy a relationship need to fucking fall off a cliff and die. Painfully. Cunts. Everyone. Fuck humanity, it’s filled with fat cunts.
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Also, gotta say it's fucking sad when my...
Charlie was the first person to tell me Happy Birthday, you ass… I have yet to see anything from you. Johnny Christ, why did I care about our friendship for so fucking long? It’s obvious you’re more interested in lifting weights and scoring pussy. If you do happen to run into the boy I used to know, down that fucking sad road you’re traveling, tell him I said...
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Woke up to the biggest pile of cat vomit I've ever...
Still better than getting a gift card, tho.
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me: did it hurt when you fell from heaven
gerard:
me:
gerard: how long have you been in that closet
me: shouldn't i be asking you the same thing
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That awkward moment when I just started rambling...
Words just kept pouring out of me like word vomit, and poor Atrum was just sitting there waiting for me to stop. Me: “I’m rambling now.” Atrum: “Are you okay…? Did you see a picture of Jimmy that you’ve never seen before? Are you alright?” Me: “Yeah, I’m alright now.”
That awkward moment when you walk into a room and...
meganwantsariot:
this is to the boys from California. this is to...
unwanted-clemency:
I love you.
fuckbitchesgetdani:
Zuckerberg
Eisenberg
Samberg
Iceberg
Dinkleberg
Whenever I try to romantically make eye contact...
n0repinephr1ne:
expectation:
reality:
That awkward moment when everyone on your dash...
THIS FINGER'S FOR OUR MEMORIES
unwanted-clemency:
The sexual noises I make when I stretch
Anonymous asked: it's good to be back. <3 Had to check up on the boys yaknow? I'll be around a lot more now, though. promise. (: -Jellybean, xoxo
Anonymous asked: I've missed you too! I hope they were tears of laughter! hahah. how are you these days? sorry i've been away so much. -Jellybean, xoxo
Anonymous asked: Hey babygirl!! i hear that Atty's visiting you huh? are you ladies havin a fuckin ball together like always?! -Jellybean, xoxo
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My face when I find a new picture of Jimmy...
When you bump into someone you hate
atrumthespecialmuffin:
shpadoinklemeghan:
GOD yes.
bitcheslovesyngates asked: That's quite alright! So what's up with you?
bitcheslovesyngates asked: No problem at all! But you love me more right? Probably not, just thought I'd ask.
bitcheslovesyngates asked: I hope you don't mind sharing me with Shadows, we've been married since 2010!
bitcheslovesyngates asked: Two things. 1) HOLYFUCKYOUCANSPELL! 2) You love writing and A7X. Can I marry you and your face?
“The temperature was well below minus 20 degrees, and my pipes had frozen. So...”
– Ville Valo, Kerrang Interview 2012 (via beforetheytightenthenoose)
Watchjimmysbitch:
savemyheartforlast:
fuckyeahsexsonice:
icecrrrrreamlieutenantdan:
sexweedmoneyand:
HOW DO THEY NOT MESS UP
mouth
floor
:O
They had to have practiced a SHITLOAD. Dayum towards the middle!
I only seen the one chick mess up once and it was near the end she forgot to put stronger up. but this is still amazing.
Super cool bulbasaur costume